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Newsletter VS Loveletter

Come To Think Of That, The Characteristics Of An Internet Marketer Sometimes Resemble That Of A Casanova. What They Do Are Actually Quite Similar…. But In What Way?
Casanova
Casanova

Hmn… Since I like so many girls and can’t decide on any of them, I think I should try to pursue all of them. I don’t want to place my luck on only one girl. I want to pursue more than one girl at the same time. The more the better!

Marketer

I want to send advertisement emails/newsletters to as many prospective customers as possible. Targeting more customers will definitely increase my chances of getting the sales.

Marketer
And Antispam Tools Are Actually Like Guardians.
Guardian
Guardian

For the good of my daughter, I filter all the love letters to ensure only quality love letters reach the hands of my daughter.

Spam Databases Are Like Police Stations Which Keep The Name Lists Of Blacklisted Casanovas
Police

Don’t worry, we have the complete name lists of Casanovas who send bad love letters to girls.

Police
An ISP Is A Local Authority Which Takes Actions To Block Blacklisted Casanovas, With Reference To Police Stations (Spam Databases)
Local Authority
Local Authority

We check every single mail by referring to the police stations. When we see a love letter sent by a blacklisted Casanova, we will block the love letter so that it won’t reach the girls.

Ebuzzzz Is Like A Postmaster
EBuzzzzBee

I am the Postmaster who delivers the mails. I’ll try my best to deliver the mails to the girls but in the end, it still depends on the Local Authority, Police stations, quality of the love letters whether the love letter will reach the hands of the girls or not.

Ebuzzzz Bee